This Diary will Change Your Life contains 52 weekly instructions to make the year 2009 more interesting for you than for other, lesser people.Dope your imagination and let the true you shine forth, blinding everyone in your vicinity. Book List: 1 Make an entirely new “New Year Resolution” 2 Open a home restaurant 3 Subvert consumer society from within 4 Recruit a celebrity to the Benrik cult 5 Swearing Week 6 Find suspicious activity and report it 7 Extreme Valentine Week 8 Hand out a calling card to strangers this week 9 Mutiny Week:Rise up against your leaders 10 Secret Admirer Week 11 Protest against everything 12 Grant someone three wishes 13 Eat wrong 14 Spring clean the streets 15 Taliban Week:Impose your values on everyone else 16 Everything has a price:Find out what it is 17 Apply to your secret service 18 Follow opposite gender magazines' instructions 19 No Small Talk Week 20 “Who's Who”Week:Apply for inclusion 21 Rat Race Week:Be ultra-competitive 22 “Change one life”Week 23 Treat people according to how much money they have 24 Window Art Week 25 Share your every thought with others 26 Blackmail someone on the inetrnet 27 Epidemic Week:Everyone develop a mystery illness 28 Benrik Charter Flight Week:Go on holiday together 29 Insider Trading Week 30 Ugly Week:Uglify yourself 31 Squatting Week 32 Embrace marketing 33 “Cheers”Week 34 “Manana Manana”Week:Slow society down 35 Lifelong Education Week 36 Hire a prostitute for a non-sexual purpose 37 Positive Spamming Week 38 Open yourself up to criticism 39 Communism Week 40 Godfather Week 41 Synchronize society's watches 42 Live beyond your means 43 Foot Fetish Week 44 Benrik Babysitting Week:Reprogramme a child 45 Make a suggestion to a billionaire 46 Dig your own grave 47 Non-verbal Communication Week 48 Make friends with an insect 49 Let Benrik track your location via your mobile phone 50 Closure Week 51 Save the planet at any cost 52 Send anonymous Christmas presents